RUM RI ROW

I got dog dung on my shoes 
They were Reeboks, they were new 
Me mother screeching, "What's I to do 
With the cursed dog dung on my shoes?" 

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Rum ri row, rum ri row 
I die dicky die, rum ri row 
Rum ri row, rum ri row 
I die dicky that's how she goes

Up to the altar to be hitched 
Up to the altar here's a switch 
The bald headed priest he's sniffin me shoes 
Said, "skip the rest say I do!" 

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Rum ri row, rum ri row
I die dicky die, rum ri row 
Rum ri row, rum ri row
I die dicky that's how she goes

Standing there is me wife to be 
Standing there for all to see 
That woman she don't say I do 
She's sniffin the dog dung on me shoes 

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Rum ri row, rum ri row 
I die dicky die, rum ri row 
Rum ri row, rum ri row 
I die dicky that's how she goes

Back down the isle all alone 
Back down the isle I'm going home 
Gonna catch that dog get a shot gun too 
Blow that curd to Timbuktu 

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Rum ri row, rum ri row 
I die dicky die, rum ri row 
Rum ri row, rum ri row 
I die dicky that's how she goes

I lost my chances with the sweet Colleen 
She was rich and pretty and neat and clean
I lost me chances on the girl I'm with 
All for a cruddy bit of dung 

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Rum ri row, rum ri row 
I die dicky die, rum ri row 
Rum ri row, rum ri row 
I die dicky that's how she goes
I die, double die, triple die, dicky, that's how she goes