OLD MacDONALD

Old MacDonald had a farm E I E I O 
And on that farm he had some pigs E I E I O 
With an oink oink here and an oink oink there 
Here an oink 
There an oink 
Everywhere an oink oink 
Old MacDonald had a farm E I E I O

Everybody now, real fun isn't it

Old MacDonald had a farm E I E I O 
And on that farm he had some pigs E I E I O 
With an ewwwwwewewewew

First time I did that I was at an RCMP ball 
All of a sudden I discovered they were bigger than me 
By a long shot, you know what I mean 
Two hours later I got up and started again 
Minus these two teeth

Now old MacDonald had a farm right E I E I O 
And on that farm he had a Volkswagen E I E I O 
With a beep here and a beep there 
And a beep beep here and a beep beep everywhere, beep, beep 
Old MacDonald had a farm right E I E I O, yodel lady, yodel, yodel, yodel, yodel lady

Now old MacDonald had a farm 
Brought her back now, guaranteed, I suppose 
On that farm he had Tarzan alloolololololo 
Look out stampede! Wild animals, E I E I O

Old MacDonald had a farm E I E I O 
And on that farm he had the Vienna Boys' Choir 
Heard from a glen outside Zermatt Switzerland 
From a distance of 1000 yards 
Singing Beethoven's "Ode To Joy" in the key of D 
Goes like this, 
(To the tune of "Joyful Joyful We Adore Thee")

Old MacDonald had a farm E I O I E, 
On that farm he had a spelling problem O E I O O, O E O I, O I E, frig it, A E I O U

Old MacDonald had a farm
Right on the farm no I know 
What a farm, E I E I O 
He had a McCulloch chainsaw 
With a bllll here, and a bllll there 
Here bllll, there bllll, everywhere a bllll bllll bllll bllll bllll 
Frigin McCulloch all right, ah, that like a dancin, that sun of a bitch
 never starts, give me a log Wayne, blllaaaaaaaaa


Old MacDonald had a farm E I E I O