MIRACLE CURE

Is there a dart in your heart 
Did the game barely start 
And before she scored a bulls-eye 
In the dartboard of your soul 
Did she score even more 
Body check you on the boards
Did the referee called cupid 
Indicate you had a goal 
Did she retread the tires 
Of your forgotten desires 
And inflate the eight wild white balls 
Of the dreams you hold inside
Did she drain out your brain 
Is your mind a muscle sprain 
And does your heart pump slugs 
Of there ain't no losing love 
Is it flushed down the pipe
Into the cesspool of life

(CHORUS)
You need a cure
You need a cure 
You need the pure
Wang, dang, sure fire miracle cure
Whenever you feel down 
Wait for us to come to town 
On a Wang, dang, sure fire miracle cure 
Yes when buddy and the fellers
Hit the road and go on tour
It's a Wang, dang, sure fire miracle cure

Now are ya hurt 
Does it smirt 
Does your loved ones' blood squirt 
In through the oracles and ventricles
Of a heart that left ya cold
In the scratch and win of life 
Are ya itching for a wife 
In the lottery of romance 
Do your numbers never show 
You need a nice and your face reflects the sour taste 
Of a man that's tossed his dice at the roulette wheel of sin 
You're in debt and I bet if you win just what is left 
You've everything to gain
Take a try at life again 
Mortgage out a grin 
And watch those chips come in 

(CHORUS)
You need a cure 
You need the pure
Wang, dang, sure fire miracle cure 
Whenever you feel down 
Wait for us to come to town 
On a Wang, dang, sure fire miracle cure 
Yes when buddy and the fellers 
Hit the road and go on tour
It's a Wang, dang, sure fire miracle cure

Now did you hope 
That the rope 
That you stretched across the road 
To trip the life of mothers 
Wouldn't hang you in the end 
Did you cheat
Are you beat 
Are ya hanging from your feet 
On the bungee cord of morals
Stretched too far and stretched too thin 
Now are you flat 
Is your bat of hope completely tacked 
Is all the effervescence gone from your beer of life 
Well come on sing our song
Sing it loud and sing it long 
The short ones and the tall 
The toned deaf ones and dull 
Harmonize with the boys 
Before you all chokes up and dies 

(CHORUS)
You need a cure 
You need the pure 
Wang, dang, sure fire miracle cure 
Whenever you feel down 
Wait for us to come to town 
On a Wang, dang, sure fire miracle cure 
Yes when buddy and the fellers
Hit the road and go on tour 
It's a Wang, dang, sure fire miracle cure 
Yes when buddy and the fellers 
Hit the road and go on tour 
It's a Wang, dang, sure fire miracle cure