ME CAR

Ah the salesman was a corker 
I said I don't mine that 
Laying out thirty thousand for an automobile like that 
So I started home I figured the only problem I could see 
Was the buggerin' cough and sputterin' 
All the way to North Sydney 

(CHORUS)
And her pistons went sptu 
And the sound of her horn was beep 
And the rear end rattled bllllllll
Suspension shook it too rrrrrr 
And the wipers wobbled pshoe pshoe pshoe pshoe pshoe 
Overheated constantly 
And the whole thing seem to be controlled electronically

So I put her on the ferry boys we sail over the deep 
But when we got in Port Aux Basques well oh what a misery 
I brought the car from Toronto and figured that was it
Though it looked like a million bucks it was a piece of blong 

(CHORUS)
And her pistons went sptu 
And the sound of her horn was beep 
And the rear end rattled bllllllll 
Suspension shook it too rrrrrr 
And the wipers wobbled pshoe pshoe pshoe pshoe pshoe 
Overheated constantly 
And the whole thing seem to be controlled electronically

Half way cross the island I was way out in the sticks 
I stopped for a feller who had drove out in a ditch 
I didn't want his money but he was headed to T.O. 
I gladly swapped him for me car good riddence to me own 

(CHORUS)
And her pistons went sptu 
And the sound of her horn was beep 
And the rear end rattled bllllllll 
Suspension shook it too rrrrrr 
And the wipers wobbled pshoe pshoe pshoe pshoe pshoe 
Overheated constantly 
And the whole thing seem to be controlled electronically

(CHORUS)
And her pistons went sptu 
And the sound of her horn was beep 
And the rear end rattled bllllllll 
Suspension shook it too rrrrrr 
And the wipers wobbled pshoe pshoe pshoe pshoe pshoe 
Overheated constantly 
And the whole thing seem to be controlled electronically